*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
Wow I can’t believe the newspaper emoji actually says this
Yes not many people know this but it’s actually true.
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
😂 on We Heart It
The truth behind a girls period;
- Satan is taking his evil pitchfork and continuously stabbing at the girls uterus for a week.
- Meaning; this is why girls are sick, in incredible pain, and bleed.
Periods were invented by the Devil.
*Me on my period*
“Don’t touch my boobs”
“Shut the fu*k up.”
“Come cuddle with me.”
“Mmhm boy you lookin fIIINNEE.”
“Open your mouth one more time and Ill rip your teeth out.”
“Tell me I’m pretty.”
“Why does everything I touch die?!”
*sobs for no apparent reason*
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